bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via localhoodrat)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via egberts)

wessasaurus-rex:

How I see my friends draw 

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(via ant0rm)

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

(via slomps)

frosted:

untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

 

(via pendents)

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light."

- Turkish Proverb  (via intensional)

(Source: rad-rainbows, via bullied)

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(Source: mysticaljew, via rain-force)

(Source: jakemonkeys, via respectmileycyrus)